Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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