Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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