I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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