Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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