I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
