whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
