She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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