How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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