This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
