Kiss
Puke
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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