just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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