I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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