I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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