my mouth tastes like poor choices
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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