I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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