What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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