dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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