You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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