"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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