What a fucking waste of an outfit
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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