fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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