So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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