You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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