whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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