Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
