I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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