He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I look better un-naked...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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