the condom got lost in my hair
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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