Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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