i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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