No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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