question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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