Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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