For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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