Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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