i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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