i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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