Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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