okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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