And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize