I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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