It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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