the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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