I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
