why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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