don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Holy sore nipples Batman
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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