i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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