hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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