call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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