I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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