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Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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