Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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