I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
