Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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