dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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