8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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