This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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